Articles Archive for 26 May 2004
My buddy John sent me the following email:
Three things:
1) The clown’s name is “Spanky”. You couldn’t write this stuff.
2) How dumb do you have to be to sign up for a child pornography website? How dumb do you have to be to use your credit card to do so? Apparently, Spanky dumb. Sure, critics of mine will point out that while in Munich I used my credit card at a brothel to pay for the services of a busty young woman named Anka, but in my defense a) it’s another country – anything goes; 2) hookers are much less worse than kiddie porn, and everyone knows that; and c) I was very, very loaded and very, very lonely, which is always a bad combination.
3) I also love FBI agent’s comment at the end: “Behind the clown nose, however, this man appears to have been supporting an industry that trades in the exploitation of children.” Again, you couldn’t write this stuff.
Sure, it’s terrible and all that he’s a pedophile, but that’s some pretty funny shit right there.
And yes, I did go to therapy today.
And no, I didn’t find it helpful.
If you told me this was really you, I think I would believe it.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/05/25/clown.porn.charges/index.html
Three things:
1) The clown’s name is “Spanky”. You couldn’t write this stuff.
2) How dumb do you have to be to sign up for a child pornography website? How dumb do you have to be to use your credit card to do so? Apparently, Spanky dumb. Sure, critics of mine will point out that while in Munich I used my credit card at a brothel to pay for the services of a busty young woman named Anka, but in my defense a) it’s another country – anything goes; 2) hookers are much less worse than kiddie porn, and everyone knows that; and c) I was very, very loaded and very, very lonely, which is always a bad combination.
3) I also love FBI agent’s comment at the end: “Behind the clown nose, however, this man appears to have been supporting an industry that trades in the exploitation of children.” Again, you couldn’t write this stuff.
Sure, it’s terrible and all that he’s a pedophile, but that’s some pretty funny shit right there.
And yes, I did go to therapy today.
And no, I didn’t find it helpful.
I have a counter on this site, which not only counts the hits, but it can tell you when people have hit your site as a result of Google. It also lists the word(s) or phrase(s) googled.
For example, if you were to google “Jason Mulgrew” and get results, then click on the link to this site, it would say “Jason Mulgrew” on one of the pages of the counter site.
For your reading pleasure, here is a list of terms googled that brought people to my site. And I’m not making this up.
And Clay, lay off the boobies man. They’ll only be your downfall. Trust me.
For example, if you were to google “Jason Mulgrew” and get results, then click on the link to this site, it would say “Jason Mulgrew” on one of the pages of the counter site.
For your reading pleasure, here is a list of terms googled that brought people to my site. And I’m not making this up.
“boom boom in your eye”Just goes to show you that the power of the internet is enabling weird people everywhere to be even weirder. Jesus.
“josie maran” “is jewish”
“sweet bastard”
“tasty d-lite” frozen yogurt
clay aiken grabbing his make up artist’s boob
i gave my brother a handjob
clay aiken with makeup artist’s breasts
what does fingerblasted mean
emeka okafor and girlfriend
kate mulgrew’s pussy
jamie lynn discala kosher
picture of clay aiken grabbing a girls boobs
soco and lime
And Clay, lay off the boobies man. They’ll only be your downfall. Trust me.