I woke up this morning, saw that it was raining and miserable out, and called in sick.

I woke up again at noon, order and ate a “LumberjacK” breakfast (eating the whole thing without stopping to breathe), had a quart of chocolate milk, and went back to bed.

I just woke up again at 2:15.

So, um, what are you doing?

[By the way, I was kidding about the Piazza being openly gay thing. Jesus christ - it's a joke. I guess it's hard to pick up on sarcasm on the internet. Sheesh.]