Anybody wanna bet me that Courtney Love doesn’t complete her rehab?

I mean, she has to be sober for 18 months? That’s like telling me I can’t take pictures of guys in the gym locker room with my camera phone for two whole weeks.

Meaning, it just can’t happen.

Hang in there sister. The worst thing they can do is take your kid from you. Which would probably be the best thing to ever happen to that kid, who will almost certainly be appearing in a youth detention facility talent show near you in the very near future.