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Articles Archive for 17 February 2005
no post today
17 Feb 2005
Not even a chance. I’ll get you tomorrow – promise.
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2012
(1)
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February
(1)
just a reminder...
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2011
(89)
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August
(4)
one more week of cheap ass books
the only fantasy football post i will write all year
a summer hello, and updates on music, books and love
the greatest august sale ever
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July
(4)
duys shirts (sneak preview)
aging
crisp variety in the us
music
▶
June
(10)
ambition
productivity
focus
correct
14th annual duys
insight
the only interview i’ve ever done that mentions horsey porn
regret ($$$)
farewell (to the greatest roof that ever lived)
coffee
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May
(11)
lunch in london (and breakfast in london...)
travelling abroad (and apparently back in time)
ec is god
schnitzel haus rules
carnival with arnie
hbf
no regrets
progress
three...
gettin' the gang back together
osama bin later!!!
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April
(13)
fairy tales can come true (but probably not for you)
twitter rec
carnie knowledge
nah
not quite brooklyn
catch up (ec, taxes)
fodder for later life
real talk
...and the rescue
plea for help
overcomplication
midtown shitshow
shame lying
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March
(12)
the second strangest thing i've ever inscribed in a book
in which we discuss lusting for the high school personas of our lovers
a beer pong tourney, a bull, a stash: weekend in review
old, drunk, but responsible
the best christmas gift ever
reminder to nyc area book clubs
the greatest weekend of the year (with pics!)
absence and baseball
drafting with me and my buds in nyc on 3/19 and info on the 2011 fantasy baseball sheet
dinner review: schnitzel haus
happy book berfday
feb search terms
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February
(18)
music and thanks
weekend in philly
from russia, with a modest amount of love
br: sexy homicide
emailssss pleazzzz
advice on first
introducing tumblr
berfday
diet win
sorry, ladies
"last stop..."
breaking (but entirely unimportant) news
"think of london, a small city..."
br (gonzo)
sb pick
rt (ufc)
bb pw
dam recap
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January
(17)
dam departure
ill (not the good kind)
success at work
brunch and “bar crawl” recap
in defense of bay ridge
old friends, new danger
lv dusk
vegas vegas vegas
you better
rt: mangroomer
dinner review: embers
anticipation
push-up, redux
new year's sharing
passion
luck and fantasy
mumming through the dual life
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2010
(48)
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December
(4)
2010 in review
i'm writing a second book (so let me buy you a beer)
holiday gifting
lucky lucky
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November
(4)
nyc reading tonight at mcnally jackson
readings recaps
london happy hour (11/25)
the (potential) murderous rage of u.l.
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October
(2)
trevor project league draft recap, music
fantasy sporting for a good cause
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September
(3)
readings/signings in boston (10/28) and nyc (11/22)
backdating
events in dc (9/18) and nyc (9/11)
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August
(2)
giving it a go
this week in reviews
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July
(3)
music, b-day
summer reading recs
readings/signings for nj shore (7/28), cleveland (8/9), chicago (8/11), milwaukee (8/12)
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June
(6)
babushka?
12th annual duys
readings in eatontown, nj (6/23) and los angeles (7/22)
knowing when it's time to call it quits
book clubbing (esp for my nyc peeps)
bad dedication
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May
(4)
farewell to a friend
potw
eotw
saving paul stanley
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April
(3)
book updates
music
married to the regular
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March
(7)
(more) life in pictures
announcing the life in pictures contest
recap, recap, music
700 level int
fantasy baseball and the 2010 sheet
book signing/reading: philly
book pimpin'
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February
(8)
nyp int
music
cars and genes
faqs
int int
an open letter to my neighbor who sings
favor, por favor
new site stuff and book
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January
(2)
my apt, and its shortcomings
s.a.d.
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2009
(61)
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December
(2)
oh, this is a pretty good excuse (or, the great porn audit of 2009)
who I want to be when I grow up
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November
(5)
an open letter to my l.a. friends
two LA stories that pretty much explain it all
mmca/twitter, me, helps, phils, music
drugs and burritos advice
return to the way back
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October
(3)
mulgrew men conquer america (part two)
absence, music
crappy host, m.e., site recs, nfl picks, music
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September
(9)
monthly email...
search terms
monthly email (seriously)
mia explanation
viva, vegas
family errors
sports sports sports
the great 3-50 fitness challenge
ffb miscellany, music
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August
(9)
"and with the number two pick..."
hacker cyber
fantasy football preview 2009
a dressing-down and a defense
geeking out over ec
bringin' heat
journalism and vick
drink, responsibly
chinese, rediscovered
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July
(8)
bahston
sua culpa
off to boston, music
a celebration of chance
thoughts on thirty
fear and (nerd) loathing in los angeles
vacation return
memories and search terms
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June
(2)
love in paso robles
excuses, music
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May
(6)
one for you, nineteen for me
suburban livin' 101: the yard sale
DUYS motel/homebase update
holy geebus
luv and first dances
luck, music
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April
(3)
three-part misc (FB, twitter, DUYS)
typical la weekend
rip harry k
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March
(5)
fantasy baseball preview, part two
fantasy baseball 2009 preview, part one
plans
fun with numbers
the ace man
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February
(7)
just misc (and music)
farewell to a friend
success, satisfaction
five
an introduction to the animal kingdom
makin’ it all worth it
my top celebrity sightings
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January
(2)
so much information
08-09, music
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2008
(74)
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December
(3)
hard, hard lessons from cruel, cruel fantasy football
the revenge of the (donut) sundae
mia, lately
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November
(7)
"vacation" recap
two dispatches from the files after a week of vacation
special jm.com family love and thursday miscellany
glamourous
help, last of politics, music
satisfaction (even if tempered)
dispatches from election eve
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October
(5)
an open letter to god
good news/bad news (world series edition)
music
the philly sports story and me
away-home-away
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September
(7)
football thoughts (kinda)
posts, mia
football thoughts
friday, three, music
football thoughts
erd, revisited
music
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August
(3)
fantasy football preview 2008
prognostication, reaction
ccb in la
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July
(9)
back, probably
thoughts after living in los angeles for two months
vacation/east coast recap
vacation, music
the wild
mmca, not forgotten
three notes, music
duys
p the t
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June
(5)
day 5
day four
day three
day two
day one
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May
(6)
later
move, good will, plans, jewels, doc, zoila, music
golddiggin'
a big announcement and its immediate aftermath
extremely belated march dinner: sfoglia
the messy business and vindictive nature of the gargoyle
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April
(6)
how to keep a job for longer than nine minutes
trip thanks, work fun, road trip, facebook, hboo, music, gdt
the poet-philosophers of venice beach
fear (for real)
the bar crawl
america: the last great adventure
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March
(6)
going out kicking and screaming (duhd)
me as excuse
boston, email, tyler perry, fiesta hot, sgb, music
fantasy baseball 2008
is in nyc
wine tasting
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February
(7)
shore recap and other miscellany
The come-clean post (with music!)
responsibility, “successâ€
steak, geetar, heath, mailer, music
steak?
crazy on you
sb
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January
(10)
silver linings
dreams, cheese in asia, echo, cash flow problems, la fever, music
stuff learned while flying, pain, chinese cheese, unfun, bets, music
diets, drinking and doors
'nother res, afrin danger, vote, h is o, bets, music
steaks with dad
2008 resolutions (booze, god, threesome)
belt, hw, bets, music
part one: the iowa caucuses
recaps
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2007
(140)
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December
(5)
the return of the hot whopper
december dinner: jojo
suck, bets, music
"what can I get you?"
water, a history
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November
(11)
bets, music
pain in the iggles
guest bartending in south philly saturday
glorious sunday
reunited (high school edition)
vh at msg
the engagement ring dossier
beej: an analysis of the psychology and physicality of the blowjob
dylan prime for dad's birthday (foie gras butter as grundle button)
goulet, halloween, lube, bets, music
bartending, "monthly" email, my book
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October
(8)
weapons
return to unfitness, big(ish) words
intimate moments with the cleaning lady
sleep, making out, iphone thoughts, email, bets, music
iphone (?), email, sports, bets, music
on fantasy sports and the transient nature of pride
an open letter to the girl in the white dress from joseph arthur's gallery opening in brooklyn on friday night who looked like jenny lewis
good - bad
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September
(7)
books, bets, music
la notes
how to: music organization
“about a third of people interviewed said they wished they’d waited…that’s probably a low numberâ€
wkuk
lost sunday
high school seniors, for your consideration
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August
(9)
results, goodness times two, music
still diet champion
2007 fantasy football primer
how to: work the system with bodily fluids
the answer to hatin' on everyone
music
again, it's poo
readin’ and listenin’
absence, explanation, exhaustion
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July
(15)
sprawl
hotel beatin’
rage, delay
la introduction
you have failed me, little chinese ladies who sell umbrellas
b-day
duys tour "recap"
long weekend
food betrayal
duys, b-day
braveheart, faces, “humorâ€
break-up, death, dancin' (links)
boston, recap, part two
boston, recap, part one
bad advice
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June
(15)
off to boston, bad robber
two reasons why I'm not a bright person (fingers edition)
beer, poo, problems
hair and love, DUYS, porn names, boycott request, you'd still probably have to keep your normal job, music
june dinner: blue smoke
drink until you shit tour page
my fight against the slow and painful decline of circumcision
for the father who has everything...
brake light, finals, music, great
the drink until you shit tour reminder
the pc stands for piece o' crap
sopranos, bleeps, music
may dinner: artisanal
sign up
new women, dilemma
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May
(15)
sadness, links, a lil' music
the power of the uniform
sunday
saturday
friday
pics (cc's b-day)
great moments in parenting, volume one
favorites: girl, booze tour, food
fame and everything else
thursday morning
the vh confession
man weekend
congrats, contact, nass, mrs mcgreevey, sports, music
wedding recap
wedding pics
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April
(14)
weddin' prep
the sad but entirely expected demise of hd
review: joseph arthur, southpaw
a new record, couch, milwaukee, phils, sadness/questions, music
weekend with seattle friends recap
tech difficulties
seattleites, mayhem
ragin' lezbins
april dinner: craftbar
random weekend notes
ol’ soft bones, CCB, goodbye lovely cookies, JLH, book, music
"i went to joe's bachelor party and all i got..."
love, on so many levels
bachelor party weekend recap
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March
(13)
complaints, dinner with dad, fantasy, boobies, monsters, music, off
on a much handsomer note...
horror and hunger
a story and a study of the functioning blackout
fantasy baseball 2007 preview
"blues-jazz, really"
boston
perspective
crime and punishment, mac, shootings, silverware, ice cream, music, boston
sadness, weed and dime
um, yeah
goddamnit
hoboken st. patty's, celebs, duys, tv, book, music
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February
(14)
a lesson, wrought in garbage, scotch, and toilet water
july 14, 2007
fuzzy chalupa
february dinner: buddakan
shore, sickness, resolution
car advert
flowers
a love story (kinda)
sadness, wow, italian, awesome, ice cream, music
oh you crazy gals
sb party
success, finally
last-minute sb prediction
the h is o
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January
(14)
the great condom dilemma
impulses, tech rage
twin hoax, true love, book, music
january dinner: stk, pudding problems
thanks, my twin
death and hope, pina coladas and the robot
required readin'
an open letter to stormy daniels, porn star
end of the eagles
retro pot, apt decorations, iggles/beckham, burger, headphones, music, iggles ii
2006, 2007 resolutions
heaven, i'm in heaven
hi, part two
hi
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2006
(178)
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December
(10)
xmas/sick, iggles, lil italy traffic, book, music, new year's
emails, AI, vacation notes, trannies, book, music, happy holidays
gifts, danger
sunday, lovely sunday
vacation recap ii: los angeles (with crappier pictures)
happy wednesday!
vacation recap i: seattle (with pictures)
Vacation Blogging - Take 3
I just pray that it has a vagina
We Now Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Programming
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November
(16)
projects, kramer, cereal, eagles fans in seattle, book, music, off
lexus, assholes
awesome three
happy t-day
up, down (mostly down)
november dinner: strip house
struggle, technology
redskins-eagles diary
emails (pool, office); scatological; travels (boston, philly, seattle, la); mustaches; comparison; music
"anngggrrreeee..."
madness, music, movement, and spooge
congratulations, loneliness, alcohol, and heat
vibes, good ones, please
apologia, halloween, beard, strollers and subways, dad and cnn, music
multimedia
psa
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October
(13)
three sour notes
heat week
halloween ideas, beards
bachelor party disgracefulness
streetwars: a tale of life and death, once passionate but quickly apathetic (a dry recap)
maiden
busy/travels, emails i, emails ii, mom convo, black eye/suit, music, maiden
indian food, crazy bitches
iggles, week five
welcome to the rest of your afternoon
an analysis of mark foley as cybsersexer, pederast
halladay, mcnabb vs. peyton
slump, sports
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September
(16)
weddin'
t.o. semi-retraction
t.o.
you can't spell 'assassin' without the 'ass'
musical epiphany alert (joseph arthur)
brody ruckus = hack, 196/150, harmonica, beard, VT/NH party house, music
state of the site
playmates, gentlemen
three, no - two
a deathbed plea
also re: "monthly" email
sickness
tak
five, nine, eleven
one (zipper), two (hair), three (music)
off
▶
August
(20)
sinatra hangover, knee pain, draft results, haircut laughter, m&c and mexican, music, maine
pup/bc
the challenger
larry and jason: diet champions forever
email re: skinny legs
2006 fantasy football primer
2006 nfl preview
tuesday miscellany
five things I learned about myself, bachelor parties, and life this weekend
shout-outs, diet, computer problems, emails re: yesterday's post, pillows, music
a rant about desire and dickheadism
my sunday in photos
diet, bathroom sex, ex-spam, impersonations, 38%, music
a heartfelt letter introducing the new jasonmulgrew.com policy on naked pictures
a normal drive, with my guns, wearing my vest
dinners, whiskey, and women: a long and winding post that requires a long and winding title
larry awesome: diet champion of america
platonic blind date, gay beer pong
bizzzzeeeeeee/assignment
i *heart* la
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July
(15)
pete the predator, credit cards, diet, celebrity sightings, la, music
a worker at five/an era wasted
iggles prayer
if drinkin' don't kill me (her memory will): a saturday night in the life of jason mulgrew
slow, slow, slow friday
sick, search terms, diet, thanks, books, music
the return of the gay best friend
four birthday notes
secretary, meeting, diet, b-day makeout, donate thanks, mail, serious, music
duys
four points
suckass
thanks, diet, tm, eyetal futbol, monthly email, music, drink until you shit
rainy wensdee
i don't really have a title - "three things?"
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June
(17)
mia
house hunting?
monthly email
my saturday in meat
explanation
zzzzzzzzzzzz
what you should be watching
engagement, aftermath, formal response
drink until you shit
an end, a beginning
love, I suppose
it's coming...
really?
jamaica recap
reunited (college edition)
fridge, problems
my fucking wednesday
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May
(16)
yep
lessons
hangover, politics
moment
boxers, help, long vs. short, monthly email, long hair, moratorium, gold bond, pills, (lots of) music
party boy
meh
commitment, titties
another favor, please (help my neighborhood)
perverts of the Philadelphia area
Larry Awesome's Abridged Guide to Meeting Larry Awesome (The Dickhead Post)
rollercoaster weekend, I guess
emails, helpwinmybet, morning noise, allergies, sports, music, literature reading
the danger of being hairless
emotions, food, foreigners
fin
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April
(12)
strictly for the sports fans (and fans of mayhem)
the truth about helpwinthisbet (the threesome site)
in my absence, madness
deodorant, threesome responses, warning, ukulele, music, shore/loneliness
emails (Larry Awesome's Guide To Having a Threesome)
the apartment resolution, a swift and prejudicial end
forwards, fat people, music
apartment, horrible
end of vegetarianism, fine journalism, jokes to tourists, blue balls, ukulele, music
fyi (philly)
boobs, the struggle
hometown love
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March
(15)
poo/advice, draft, monthly email, return to meat, bouncing virtual boobies, music (Dolby)
fantasy baseball 2006
reunited (poo)
boston, again
jasonmulgrew.com = pure fucking journalism
miscellany
legal advice, moustache glaze, moving, email list, link, music, boston
meatless March update
monk emails
state of the site
nope
How to Get Out of Jury Duty, by Larry Awesome
mike vs. amadeo
feedback, urinal cake riches, jenny lewis' boobs, jazz, music, jury duty
meat-less in march
▶
February
(13)
month in review
mmm...piss
"Mutha Teresa", starring Paris Hilton, written by Jason Mulgrew
new site
diary of the world's worst vacation, volume four: how enterprise fucking extorted me out of $1000
diary of the world’s worst vacation, volume three: los angeles
diary of the world's worst vacation, volume two: seattle to la
diary of the world's worst vacation, volume one: seattle
status and whatnot
Happy Anniversary
la, return flight (shit and snow)
the greatest love of all road trip: seattle to la 2006
seattle and super bowl
▶
January
(15)
deadline = deadbeat
a falsity, a stupid award, an awkward wedding moment, a trip, a shout-out, the Aussies, a vote, music
three weekend vignettes (not really)
technical problems
email exchange, cars, playoffs, dhs, kid from brooklyn, music
boston sports, boston irish, boston weather
emails (death/bloggies/band), 10 things, playoffs, dirty hipster stripper, music, boston/philly
what the fuck I’m doing
oh oh! nominate me!
compare/contrast, retirement
nfl playoff predictions
2005 year in review
extremely random thoughts on the past two weeks or so
nothing much like...
cold, cold, cold
▶
2005
(211)
▶
December
(16)
fun with the homeless, wishes
explanation, chuck, jake is gay, memo emails, totally weird, drunk santa, music
lie
mnf
merry christmas
things that I do that everyone else should do, volume one
a long boring post about my terrible fucking hangover
strike (love)
cartoon, colagero, destiny, ipod, pandora, music, philly
tonight
return, recap
back and press
hiatus until 12/14
hack, ray, tech problems, eagles, quoteable, music
the teacher-student relationship
laundry incident, mustache march, jessie spano, CL, women's studies, music
▶
November
(14)
mustache march tonight
six things I learned about myself, my family, and life over Thanksgiving break
a cordial moustache-related invitation
slack, Cash, diamonds, help, cards, music, Ray, thanksgiving
if your ho only know...
god warrior
various sales pitches and links
eagles make me sad
eotw, JC and TV, pics, TO, myspace, music, BC
the party bus and the eight levels of dating
sex panther(s)
eotw, Catullus, pics, Chinese, books, music
a new toy
halloween recap
▶
October
(17)
Happy Halloween!
heat, sizemore/hilton, feedback, email, music, music + link
young lust
some world series-related thoughts
"party"
sizemore/paris, karaoke gibby, id1g1t, music, nfl (not) picks, b-day
karaoke
a life lesson
re: nicknames
Elvis Costello
nicknames
ouch
Jason Mulgrew, Hot Sexy Bear
nfl picks
multiple orgasms and Sex Stages
An open letter to Lindsay Lohan
fantasy baseball 2005, a look back (with playoff picks)
▶
September
(19)
shame, search terms, links, complaints, music, nfl picks
caught in the act
sleep, the neighborhood, and fuck
weekend: yankees, money, bar, poo
Sizemore's reality, interracial, BBQ, BB&B, music, NFL picks
"variety"
Treadwell, a life reviewed
why I suck at weddings: a love story
nfl picks, week two
San Gennaro, sleep, and sausage
um
the wedding primer
QLCB, a follow-up
2005 nfl preview
emails: the quantum leap cock block theory
apologies
A letter to my friends in Boston
the great poo dilemma, search terms, NYC celeb, everybody poos, draft results, music
disaster
▶
August
(15)
fantasy football preview 2005
drugs and danger: a love story
mom b-day, ESPN fantasy, Corolla, emails, music (Sweat)
innovations in pornography
the early years of internet dominance
Sizemore does it again
tv, laundry, waiter, books, music, Lindsay
the Motley Crue concert: a lesson in moronocy
uncomfort
my chilita experience
perspective
jerry
Chavez to US: "Fuck you, assholes"
la, as much as I can
lies, all lies
▶
July
(13)
pranks, search terms, homers, read on, salmonella is delicious, thank you, thank you again, off to LA
emails!
the stress test
weekend notes
heat and women, LA thoughts, London, censorship, fat, music
burning and fighting in LA
the weekend in reverse order
berfday
complaints, construction, letter props, e-dating, porn, music
the ending of "vacation recap" (technical problems)
vacation recap
return and a short story
Me = liar
▶
June
(17)
search words, subway, flack, vacation notes
a taste of my own medicine
random hurtful emails
press and crap
a few quick things because I am lazy
revving, moving, the messy ponytail, vacation & help, emails, music
drink until you shit
it's official
people people people
true love and jobs
the greatest sunburn in the history of human existence
eotw, sex huts, music
back or something
i know, i know
bbq, I guess
just music
farewell to the Hurricane
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May
(16)
the move
brian's move, admin
over
search words, dogs, stool, Chipotle, friends, frequency, music
love, lust, and betrayal: the Abreu-Machado story
springtime love
the miracle of science
the nomenclature of terrorism
money makes you mad
a note about the frequency of posting and crashes
Jason Mulgrew's Guide to Stripping: Part II
I hate myself and everything else
?
Jason Mulgrew's Guide to Stripping: Part I
I get it
fake illness
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April
(25)
tv, crime and punishment, email rules, no music, announcement
ah, the joy of the hunt
Duff San Marino
eotw: putting out
worst employee ever
the wedding guest
no EOTW, crazy monkeys, bad crap, hospital bills, music
press
idiocy at its finest
now THAT is fucking journalism
journalistic integrity
six things you need to know
crappppppppppppp
no mo' formula, taxes, EOTW, books and jealousy, music, strings, link
the hunt
meeting - oh no
and re: technical difficulties
weekend: beers and costumes
technical difficulties
the formula
email of the week - "sex and sexual history: a primer and flawed formula"
just a reminder (re: Almond)
two people who are awesome
crap
april fool's, spring, the plug, Almond, Lamontagne, EOTW (eh), fantasy beisbol, music, link
▶
March
(21)
search words
me = wedding crazy, a good email, beisbol predictions, the smell that is gone
the great stink
broke on a Monday
long lost/homeless love, books, my moms, eotw, songs, good friday
fantasy baseball 2005
Boston vs. NYC
your emails, part two of two: sexy sexy sexy
sick - AGAIN
your emails, part one of possibly one, maybe more
got nothing for you today
love, fate, and sanity: a novella
a numbered rant
helping out my bros, Brawny, subway love, beard, music, etc
the Blarney remembered
sick
reunited
random crap
the ultimate dessert, Mother, good pills, haircut, movie review, music
the end of the grad school experiment
14 things I learned or re-learned about London, myself, life, poo
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February
(19)
back and the Oscars
final thoughts
no post today
love, STD's, and answers
just a reminder: London
three links, with comments
balls and backfires
doctor love
lyrics, music
ok ok
"Hi, I'm Charlie Daniels..."
an open letter to God followed by a short discussion
holy shitballs!
upcoming anniversary
[no title]
the ultimate
crap and crap again
circumcision - what is it good for?
dedication
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January
(19)
the weekend and lines (as in queue and pick-up)
enough with the blind accordion players, "american idol", Dakota, sweaty palms, RSS, music, victory is mine
the great american diet
:(
nyc subway shit-show
vindication and bliss (yes, another fucking sports post)
technical difficulties
sports, love, and longing: a tale of poo, from the first person
mo' blind musicians, CC, hangovers, email, music
londres
the weekend, day-by-day
sports sports sports sports sports sports sports
coke, the commute, the Mummers, emails, music, and voting
Broadway Review: "Mamma Mia" (well, not really)
losing badly in the awards race
lessons learned about White Castle and women and digital cameras while listening to music
holy shit - playoff picks!
standard thursday night, actually
new year's resolutions
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2004
(320)
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December
(25)
year-end, lube, strangling a chimp, washing my hair, Antarctica, music, tsunami good/bad, happy new year
the Mummers
an award? - and your emails
christmas recap
no post today
the blind and the subway, my test, sports, search words, music, Xmas
ugh
oh no
four notes about the weekend
love, actually
"Reba" and my dad, "Black Bush", Keidis, Lyrics, Music
kinda like me...
some admin notes on the new site
the holidays: past, present, and future
Great holiday party. Oh by the way, I just shit myself.
bonus, holidays/birthdays, coldest-tasting?, Sandler, zits, band-aids, music
crime and punishment and the like
parfume
dropping the "quasi"
and while we're at it...
A message to the half-Asian waitress with the big boobs from the Big Easy on Friday night
juicin'
creepy
Freddie, deodorant, subway assholes, a casting call, music, and LL's turkey day
academic confusion and the search for a hobby
▶
November
(21)
some morning numbers
Thanksgiving recap
Thanksgiving
I suck
R. Kelly and a Yankee wife, Southern ladies, burgers with poison, the cokehead GM, music, email, off
there is a hole in my esophagus and one day it's going to drive me to murder
one (quick) football note and a few words about advertisements
unscathed, Peterson, ODB, booze
fucked
a question, Thai, tv, boobs, linking, the refractory period, music
two observations observed after observing people at work
your emails
another wonderful, wonderful wedding
nothin' today
election leftovers, my midterm, Ray Lamontagne, TO, and music
fucking election
i'm telling you right now...
my campaign strategy
vote today
love and weddings
Halloween and the NFL
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October
(24)
Halloween
boys?
The Sox
my shitty roommate Ben, commercials, oral sex and obligations, emails, IMs, music, and the Sox
busy busy busy
Jason Mulgrew's Guide To Cramming
crap and crap again
homeless self-love, the Red Sox, Asian ladies, computer problems, elevator problems, dry cleaning and my terrible neighborhood
thanks, but please stop
just bullshit.
attention New Yorkim
homicide imminent! homicide imminent! alert the authorities!
[untitled]
thoughts on a Friday
two quick notes, one inappropriate, the other sports-related
now really sick
sick and miserable - bitch!
three things I realized this weekend (and a lil' shout-out to the Mummers)
thank god it's over ("Does anyone have any pills and/or Stolichnaya and/or lo mein? Anyone?")
freakin' out
i *heart* lindsay lohan
completely unsubstantiated baseball playoff predictions (because I have no time)
the weekend in three parts
grumpy about everything
▶
September
(29)
masturbation (?), my heart, cussing, questions for the secretary, diet, music, and thanks
fucking wisdom teeth
oh those crazy Japanese!
"Jason Mulgrew: Man" or "The Story Of A Father And Son" or "Untitled"
three mornings note plus one
your emails
"I hope you die. Hell, I hope we both die."
work. a year. damn it.
all over the place
the weekend, the rain, and vodka
too hungover for a title, and sweating too
speaking of emails...
emails monster, and essays (?)
NFL Predictions II!
NFL Predictions!
Stop everything you're doing and purchase these two things immediately
A message to...
Grad School: Good Idea? Not so much.
post today?
Emails, Part 2: Sex Tips
Emails, Part 1
Jason Mulgrew: Dickhead
"NYC Transit System Completely Fucking Ruined By Rain"
wow
ah, drinking on a week night
Jason Mulgrew: No Friend to Professors
new email function
2 Kobe Jokes For The Price of 1!!
all sorts of ramblings
▶
August
(28)
out sick today
Why don't you have comments on your blog?
Thursday Night Recap: Dr. Jekyll/Annie Hyde
no post tomorrow (Friday)
an ode to Annie and Nicole
four afternoon notes
Special "Everybody Just Shut Up So I Can Be Serious For A Fucking Minute" Moment
love
god
the dangers of the open bar
mailin' it in
two quick sports items
very random
I *Heart* Jenna: An Ode to a Porn Star
joy
four morning notes
the Olympics, pudding pops, and emails
Six Month Anniversary
NJ: The Gay State
goin' Commando
props to my homies in lock down
The Bahamas, Part III: Love, Lust and Karaoke
The Bahamas, Part II: Love, Sports and Booze
The Bahamas, Part I: The Twelve Epiphanies
to repeat: off to Bahamas
full panic mode! full panic mode!
wedding etiquette
Monday
▶
July
(31)
Will Ferrell: genius
Friday crap
Dr. Semen, D.D.S.
emails
huge ass fucking bookshelf
oh those crazy Democrats!
oh, Courtney
damage control
paging Dr. Kinsey...
Katz's, the murder of attractive women, and an uncontrollable fear of fish
off today
Mike Piazza: more than just another gay baseball player
[no title]
most unglorious Wednesday
guitars or music or whatever
worst birthday EVER
oh my goodness
Friday crap
changing cinema forever
Jason Mulgrew: Countdown to a Quarter Century
Ladies and gentlemen, we've made it
Tarzan's tiger
editing (or the lack thereof)
a few (mostly unfunny) thoughts
return to normality
off to vacation
also
just random rambling
the perfect birthday gift for yours truly
thoughts from the IPod
the beautiful NJ shore
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June
(44)
The Ultimate Warrior?
stupid haircut
hot for teacher
son of a bitch
the lost art of pre-gaming
oh those crazy illegal aliens!
Political thoughts from an idiot
more on our favorite judge
and the answer to your question is "yes"...
even better
Wow
inappropriate dinner behavior
Good job!
a message to the girl who works at the Taco Bell at 95th & 2nd
fun Rasputin fact
uncanny
my shitty weekend
sheesh
Jason Mulgrew - Now STD Free!
1 month to 25
remedies
the NBA, Aretha, and my sty
my goodness
Three bands that suck
A message to the waitress who served us at Lir on Boylston Street on Saturday night
weekend recap (Boston edition)
off to Boston
my diet regimen
fuckin' a
Larry Legend, Hater of White People Everywhere
mo' muzak
re: new music
learning from the counter and ranch on the crotch
a few things
weekend recap
Smarty, Dutch, and Tony Soprano
three things
my kids
...which brings us to a shameless plug...
the dangers/awesomeness of drugs
a message to Anna Nicole Smith
colors
music and a joke
moving
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May
(30)
my upcoming weekend
three things
Spanky the Clown ("Hey kiddies, I have some balloons and skittles in my car for you!")
google
Phish
weekend of (self) love
two things that bother me...
email re: Sopranos
a moment for television, and the Flyers
random Friday morning thoughts (so bored)
emails
Ray Lamontagne
getting a physical, hoping not to show off my balls
from self-restraint comes positivity
weekend round-up
Thursday Night Shit Show
therapy sucks ass
god bless
Jesus Christ
my mom
losing the Upper Hand (and a diatribe on drinking)
oh, one other thing
update
off today
awesomeness at work
technical difficulties
three things that bother me
movin' on up
god damn it Meadow
bender
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April
(31)
MJ
crap
goodbye Russian
three things
disgusting
subway games
cutting up couches
sick
literature
gross, just plain gross
my diet
wow
three things
87???
therapy
my goodness
friendster = creepy
the most random post ever
three points
the butt of all jokes
Easter dinner
The Sopranos
trouble with knobs
one-two
three observations
google
three things
My Week in Love
Your dealbreakers
make-out mix
Re: dealbreakers
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March
(32)
Dealbreakers
something to read
working out is hard to do
stink
nice
no sleep
fucking Brits
my bad
nice
Stupid cousin Julia
St. Patrick - until we meet again
feet pics
Marriage
St. Patrick's Day in Two Thoughts
St. Patty's Day - Southie Style
two things
The Return of Adam
high tech dad
The Weekend in Four Thoughts
mailbag
[hand motion] "You're fired"
Stevie
Ya tana Russki ("more Russian")
three mo' things
I'm your Huckleberry
clubbin'
three things
astrology in medicine
check out
London, Part Two
London, Part One
Average Joe - A Farewell
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February
(25)
off to London
reality tv
The Great Debate
Big, Fat Obnoxious Fiancée
Porn, In Vain
ouch - talk about uncomfortable
Public Service Announcement #3
clusterfuck
Public Service Announcement #2
losing to Corky
Quizno's - WTF????
fear of flying
peeing etiquette
Russki
ugh, gross
drought
Reason #2 (Why I Am Single)
Weekly meeting
two random thoughts....
Reason #1
Fucking Yankees
Valentine's Day Dinner
Saint Valentine's Day
Public Service Announcement
?
Awesome Blogs
Amish in the City
Basket of Hugs
Brew York, New York
Cleveland's a Plum
Clublife
Deadspin
Dooce
Mommy Wants Vodka
Opinionistas
Planet Dan
Redacted
Texts From Last Night
The 700 Level
West Virginia Surf Report
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