I am out sick today, so I got nothing for you, unless you are interested in vomit and the runs.

Well, I have this (safe for work, but volume needed).  If this doesn’t either make your day or change your life, you are a robot.

Seriously, how much do you think it would cost to get Mr. T to come to your birthday party?  I’d say $2,000, not including airfare and accommodations, so at most you’re looking at like $3,000.  Get 100 people to throw in $30 a piece and viola – you have Mr. T at your birthday party.

Remember, my birthday is July 17.  You have been warned. 

(Thanks to my buddy Dan for the link)