What you need to know:

- I am alive in Los Angeles.

- I like it here.

- In keeping with the LA theme/lifestyle, I have become even more self-centered and do not really care that I lied to you about posting this week.  I’m too busy thinking about myself 22 hours a day (the minimum requirement here in LA) to think about how you all are going to kill some time at work.

- I am sorry for this, but I am very busy begging people to pay me to be a fuck-up.

- I have not yet had an In-And-Out burger.

I’ll try to get a post in before the week is out, but the smart money is on a glorious return on Monday.

Thank you for your understanding and please, pray for me.