Please accept my apologies for the lack of posting lately.  I’ve been busy and doing secret things behind your back.  The good news is that I will have a life-changing, earth-shattering announcement coming for you all in about a week or two, an announcement that pretty much guarantees that I’ll be dead in under six months (and if I don’t get laid because of this, I swear that I will throw a giant party and invite all of you, so you can watch me cleave off my own penis with a spoon). 

So just bear with me for a little longer, and I promise everything will be better very soon.  For me, at least.  I’m not sure if things will be better for you.  That’s not really my concern so much.