Because it’s Friday and the NFL season technically started last night, I’m going to make this quick.  Here are my NFL predictions for the 2005 season, as well as for some games this weekend.   (And please note: there is no way I’m adding up all the win-loss records to make sure they are even.  That is entirely too much work for a Friday afternoon.)   NFC East Philadelphia Eagles  12-4 Dallas Cowboys  9-7 NY Giants  7-9 Washington Redskins  4-12   There’s the Eagles, then there’s the rest.  I’m not buying the Parcells-Bledsoe reunion, and the Giants and Skins haven’t improved enough to warrant any serious consideration.   NFC NORTH Minnesota Vikings  11-5 Detroit Lions  9-7 Green Bay Packers  7-9  Chicago Bears  4-12   The Vikings are NOT better without Moss, but they manage 11 wins with an improved D.  The Lions have a lot of potential, and I think either Joey Harrington busts out (to respectability) or Jeff Garcia is starting by week six.  The Packer’s D is terrible and I’m actually third on the QB depth chart for the Bears.   NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers  11-5 Atlanta Falcons  10-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers  6-10  New Orleans Saints  5-11   Carolina is TOUGH.  Vick, no matter how much of a “playmaker” or how “explosive” he is, continues to be a mediocre QB.  I laugh as Gruden’s Bucs flounder and the Saints have a long, tough year.   NFC WEST St. Louis  10-6 Arizona  10-6 Seattle  8-8 San Francisco  3-13   The worst division in football.  St. Louis takes it because, well, someone has to.  Arizona vastly improves, Seattle is just “eh” and San Fran continues to suffer.  Alex Smith will be regularly getting picked off by week five.   NFC ... read more

First, thank you to all who replied with the name of the hot Levi‘s model that I mentioned last Friday.  Chris from Philly was the first to tell me that it‘s the lovely and talented Tracy Zahoryin who starred in those commercials.

 

(Here‘s one guy‘s tribute to her.  Scroll down for pictures and be filled with awe.)

 

(Actually, the Levi‘s ones are the only ones worth looking at really.  In retrospect, she’s not as good-looking as I thought, and I’m kinda sad.)

 

But the point is that once again, I made a call for help and many of you answered.  God bless the internet.  Thank you Chris, and Tracy, I‘ll see you soon.  Cave pervert. 

 

In other emails, after reading my Keith Sweat story, my buddy Chris from just outside of Philly (different from Chris from Philly above) wrote:

 

For the record, the best song to “have relations” with is “Also Sprach Zarathustra”. I actually did it in college with a Phish bootleg and if you can time it perfectly so that you’re hitting it with the climax part of the song, you’re pretty much the f’n man. It’s also good because since it’s a phish bootleg you’re just playing ... read more