First, read this article.

 

Next, listen to this song (NOT SAFE FOR WORK, unless you have your own office or headphones).

 

Last, get up out of your chair and dance around your mutha fuckin’ office to the greatest rap song since “The Humpty Dance.”

 

My second favorite line:

 

I done fucked her from the back

And I done fucked her from the front

I even fucked her outside on my T-Bird trunk

 

But at about six minutes into the song, someone called G-Reg (at least I think that’s his name) takes it to another level:

 

What’s your name?

G-Reg

What you do?

Get head

How you do it?
Drop my draws and let her see my third leg

Chillin’ on the 7^th floor I gotta let these chicas know

G-Reg is in the house and I’m fitting to make these ho’s choke

On my balls, on my dick, then I bust a nut quick

On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts

C’mon fellas let’s get weird

Stick your dick up in her ear

While I’m laughing at these guys

I’ll second nut all in her eyes

 

I’m speechless.  Just without speech.

 

It’s official: the Miami Hurricanes is now my favorite college football team. 

(Sent to me by Kyle in Philly)