I thought I was bad for writing about a Mother Teresa in a sexual way, but this guy makes me feel like Walt Disney (who was actually a pedophile himself).  My favorite part:

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it’s almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them — like I’m drinking their youth."

Mmmm…youth.  Como se dice, “hot”?

Well, now I know what I’m having for lunch: Buffalo wings.  And no, that doesn’t really have anything to do with urine.  I just want some buffalo wings.