You’re welcome.  Say goodbye to work for the rest of the day.

When I discovered that the monkey can curse and got him to say, “I like to drink my own piss,” it was probably one of the top ten moments of my life. 

I have yet to come across a curse or word that it won’t say, and so far I’ve hit shit, piss, cum, fuck, titties, ass, cock – even the p-word, which I won’t use here.  But my current favorite is: “Penis.  I eat it everyday.” (said with the British accent)

I’ve also taken to doing impressions.  For example, I took a female monkey, put her in lingerie, and sent her to one of my female friends, saying, “I’m [female friend’s name].  I sleep with every guy I meet.  I can’t get enough dick!  Fuck yeah!”  And yes, I am single. 

So enjoy.  I can’t write a proper post because I’m too busy sending movie quotes to my buddy Joe. 

(If it says you’ve run out of messages, just come back a little later.)