There’s affection, infatuation, lust.  There’s “like,” like like more than a friend, love.  And then there’s Drink Until You Shit.

The 8^th Annual Flood/Mulgrew Quasi-Celebrity “Drink Until You Shit!” Tour will take place on Saturday, July 8 in North Wildwood, NJ.  We will meet, we will drink, and we will not stop until we shit. 

Myself and my friend Floody will preside as Founders.  Our good friend Doc will reprise his role as Consigliere.  This year, we have a new post: Captain.  The honor of Captain goes to our dear, sweet friend Bucky, who last year was the only one to actually shit himself on the tour.  This great accomplishment makes him this year’s Captain.    

On behalf of myself, Floody, Doc, and Bucky, I’m honored to introduce the (still preliminary) design for the tour t-shirt.  Here it is, in all its glory.

But I should say: The Management Committee of the Tour is unsure whether or not we will open up the tour to people who read this site.  Blame this entirely on your peers, as people who I have met with through this site have only weirded me out.  Or they were so disappointed in me that I got sad because I was letting them down.  Or they didn’t sleep with me.  That’s probably worst of all.

That being said, it’s under consideration.  And hey, at least you’ll be able to buy a t-shirt if you want one (I think).

But I’m writing this to generate some buzz among my Philly peeps.  There are a number of good people who I know and like to drink with (and shit with) that I don’t speak to often, but who may read this site.  To them I say: Saturday night, July 8.  Down the shore.  Get ready.  And get in touch with either me or Floody. 

More information to follow as it becomes available. 

(And more generally to come soon – sorry for the lack of material.  Busy week.)