As previously mentioned, the 8^th Annual “Drink Until You Shit” tour will be held in North Wildwood, NJ on July 8.  Location and start time will be provided later, but if you are interested in going, please email me and put “drink until you shit” in the subject line (or something similar to it).  We are ordering the t-shirts and need to get a head count, so to prevent an email volley, please include the number of people/shirts and sizes.  I don’t expect any of you to come, since it’s in a random Jersey shore town, but that’s ok.  As long as I have booze, I can deal with loss.

Also, I’m not engaged.  C’mon, people – let’s use some sense here.  More on this later.