pup/bc
30 August 2006
I am physically unable to post today, as my main fantasy football draft is this evening and I am currently balls deep in projections and depth charts and more concerned about who is in their contract year than telling you about how I’ve become addicted to stool softener (I really have though – it’s lovely). I’m sorry, but let me have my mania, and I’ll have something for you tomorrow. And wish me luck.
On another sports-related note that should only be of interest to Boston College alumni in the NYC area: BC’s first football game is tomorrow (Thursday). I have never been one to give a crap about BC sports, but I do give a crap about running into people I went to college with and telling them about how great I’m doing when in college I was voted "Most Likely to Die In Murder-Suicide Involving a Stolen Bus." To this end, many BC alumni will be gathering tomorrow at 6pm at Society Bar & Restaurant on Laguardia between Bleecker & W 3rd. As of right now, I am planning to be there, but may be whisked away on an impromptu Labor Day weekend trip. At any rate, I thought I’d pass this along to any BC alumni interested in watching the game with other nerds who care way too much about BC sports while I say things like, "Yeah, I mean, fame is pretty cool, but sometimes I wish I just had a normal life, you know?" and "The worst thing about being popular is all the women who want to sleep with you – sometimes I’m like, ‘Let’s just get to know each other before you blow me in the Burger King.’ I mean, I love blowjobs and Burger King and all, but I love love, too." Or something like that.
(Told you I was focused on fantasy football.)
Also, I’ve been listening to a lot of Otis Redding all day and it’s making me want to smoke cigarettes. So there’s that, too.
But anyway, I’ll be back tomorrow. Happy Wednesday. Here’s hoping Brandon Jacobs doesn’t vulture too many of Tiki’s touchdowns, because I’m taking him at #4 (Tiki, not Jacobs).
On another sports-related note that should only be of interest to Boston College alumni in the NYC area: BC’s first football game is tomorrow (Thursday). I have never been one to give a crap about BC sports, but I do give a crap about running into people I went to college with and telling them about how great I’m doing when in college I was voted "Most Likely to Die In Murder-Suicide Involving a Stolen Bus." To this end, many BC alumni will be gathering tomorrow at 6pm at Society Bar & Restaurant on Laguardia between Bleecker & W 3rd. As of right now, I am planning to be there, but may be whisked away on an impromptu Labor Day weekend trip. At any rate, I thought I’d pass this along to any BC alumni interested in watching the game with other nerds who care way too much about BC sports while I say things like, "Yeah, I mean, fame is pretty cool, but sometimes I wish I just had a normal life, you know?" and "The worst thing about being popular is all the women who want to sleep with you – sometimes I’m like, ‘Let’s just get to know each other before you blow me in the Burger King.’ I mean, I love blowjobs and Burger King and all, but I love love, too." Or something like that.
(Told you I was focused on fantasy football.)
Also, I’ve been listening to a lot of Otis Redding all day and it’s making me want to smoke cigarettes. So there’s that, too.
But anyway, I’ll be back tomorrow. Happy Wednesday. Here’s hoping Brandon Jacobs doesn’t vulture too many of Tiki’s touchdowns, because I’m taking him at #4 (Tiki, not Jacobs).
