I put up the TO post about ten minutes ago and I’ve already gotten four calls from my friends calling me a "pig" and asking me "what kind of person [am I]?"

So in order to stop the deluge of emails that would inevitably follow after I wished death upon TO, I suppose that I don’t want him to die (and by the way, I never said I did).  But I hate him as much as I hate any other living human being, so I wish him maximum harm.  But I’m [said through clenched teeth] not happy that he tried to kill himself.  Suicide and death are very real and very not cool.  I’m happy that he’s alive and didn’t succeed in his suicide attempt.    

Ok?  Are we all clear on this?  I’ll get you a nice, non-vindictive post by the end of the day (barring catastrophe).