You know why I have no post for you today?  Because I’ve spent all day watching these videos and peeing myself.

The first set of videos come to us from the good people at Cracked.  In anticipation of the forthcoming Borat movie, the have assembled a list of the ten best Borat clips.  This should take you about an hour to get through and then another fifteen minutes to wash out and let dry your pants after you’ve peed them.

The second video is of a young, driven man, named Aleksay Vayner.  Aleksay applied for a job at an i-bank here in NYC and at the end of his resume included a link to a video on his personal website.  And it turns out the video…I don’t even have a joke – I’m completely speechless.  The bad news is that I don’t think this guy’s going to get that job at UBS.  But the good news is that he’ll be the internet’s newest celebrity in the next two days.  Enjoy.