MAJOR tech issues over the past few days (and weekend).  Very upsetting.  We’re working on it. 

Long story short, I finally got the Mac, which I will discuss in greater detail later.  However, the new Mac and the blog are not getting along; it’s almost like I’ve remarried and my child hates my new wife and interrupts every time we have sex and says things at dinner like, "You know, my old Mommy never had problems creating hyperlinks or saving fucking drafts" (my child would surely curse like a sailor, if he/she has the power of speech, which is only 50/50, considering how many jokes I’ve made about the disabled and how sorry my sperm is).  However, what my child doesn’t understand is that his new Mommy is sexier, slimmer, faster, and, most importantly, black.  And, of course, I love her.

[Anyway, we're going to make this work.  I promise.  Just hold tight.]