I’m not yet ready to discuss the events of last night, our first night out with my visiting Seattle friends. I’ll only say that I was bitten on the face so savagely – by a dude, of course – that I am developing a small lump in my beard. Also, at one point in the night my buddy Ben “escaped” (Brian’s word) and I came home at 3am to find him sleeping on the doorstep of my building, as he was too drunk to properly manipulate that enigma we call “keys.” Jesus. My New York friends and I are going to send these Seattle people home in boxes.

And now, in just about an hour, I have to go get my taxes done. I’ll get more into this later, but Uncle Jason is going to owe the government quite a bit of money. Start looking under your couch cushions for change now, because we’ll start the Jason Mulgrew Estate Sale on Monday at 10am (“I have here a lovely Sam Adams t-shirt that Jason was wearing the very day that he learned he was sterile – let’s start the bidding at $2”).

Since I’m off today and busy entertaining/babysitting my Seattle friends, here’s a video that I haven’t seen in years that caused me to pee my pants a little when I saw it again today.

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[Have a good weekend. And please, keep these Seattle guys in your prayers. I don’t know who’s going to have a more difficult time – the guys, who drink like children, or the girls, who are ashamed that the guys drink like children. It’s going to be a long weekend.]