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6 June 2007
If you haven’t already, please sign up for the monthly email. Yes, I may have hurt you in the past about this, but I’m a new man (really) and the email will be going out next week (really).
As per usual (ok, as per the one time before), this email will not be put anywhere on the site. So if you want to read it, you have to sign up for it. As of right now, the email post is about summer and blowjobs. So yes, I’m using the same themes that Hall & Oates so magically covered in their seminal 1982 album, H2O.
(But again, this may change. I like being spontaneous.)
(Also, if your work email address has filters, you may not want to use it. I will be cursing like a mother fucker. Use a personal one instead.)
(And again, your email will not be shared with anyone. I wouldn’t know how to do this if I tried – and I have tried, just not very hard).
Sign up by entering your email address on the box in the right under "Enter Your Email Address." If you have questions about this, you are an idiot. If you have signed up already, you’re all set.
Thank you for your time. Back with more shortly.
(And if this is the third time you’re reading this, I apologize. Site Guy Brendan and I sent a mass message to all my MySpace friends yesterday, reminding them to sign up. But for some reason not all of my friends got it, because we stink at MySpace spamming. So then we sent a MySpace bulletin, which everyone presumably got. And now I’ve written this. So you can see I really want you to sign up. At least I know I’m pathetic, which has to count for something. Right?)
As per usual (ok, as per the one time before), this email will not be put anywhere on the site. So if you want to read it, you have to sign up for it. As of right now, the email post is about summer and blowjobs. So yes, I’m using the same themes that Hall & Oates so magically covered in their seminal 1982 album, H2O.
(But again, this may change. I like being spontaneous.)
(Also, if your work email address has filters, you may not want to use it. I will be cursing like a mother fucker. Use a personal one instead.)
(And again, your email will not be shared with anyone. I wouldn’t know how to do this if I tried – and I have tried, just not very hard).
Sign up by entering your email address on the box in the right under "Enter Your Email Address." If you have questions about this, you are an idiot. If you have signed up already, you’re all set.
Thank you for your time. Back with more shortly.
(And if this is the third time you’re reading this, I apologize. Site Guy Brendan and I sent a mass message to all my MySpace friends yesterday, reminding them to sign up. But for some reason not all of my friends got it, because we stink at MySpace spamming. So then we sent a MySpace bulletin, which everyone presumably got. And now I’ve written this. So you can see I really want you to sign up. At least I know I’m pathetic, which has to count for something. Right?)
