duys, b-day
10 July 2007
This is your final reminder: the 9th Annual "Drink Until You Shit!" tour is this Saturday, July 14, in North Wildwood, New Jersey.
We will meet at Casey’s at 3rd & New York at 6:30pm. We will congregate there and any tour participants who do not have shirts will be able to buy them at Casey’s. Shirts are $15.
(Re: shirts – As some of you know, we stopped selling shirts over the internet to non-tour participants, for fear that we might run out before the tour. If we have shirts left over after the tour, we’ll put them back on sale here.)
At approximately 7:15pm, there will be a short installation ceremony, during which we will crown the Captain of the 9th Annual Tour, our dear friend Chucky, whose stellar drunken performance last year earned him this year’s captaincy (or, if your prefer, craptaincy).
Shortly thereafter, we will be on the move and the tour will be underway. God help us and be with us at that point.
As I wrote, I don’t expect any of you to attend, but it will surely be a good time. For those of you who can’t make it, I will be taking lots of pictures and reporting back on here. My personal theme song this year will be "Photograph" by Def Leppard, since I haven’t been able to get this song out of my head for about seven weeks now. I am going to rock the fuck out. I can’t make any promises, but I only hope at the end of the night I don’t crawl into bed with my buddy Kyle like I did last year. I can’t help it – I get very lonely and confused when I drink.
Finally, my birthday is in exactly one week (July 17). I will be 28. If you want to buy me a beer, please feel free to click on the "make a donation" button on the right. A pint of Guinness is $6, a bottle of Bud Light is $5 (it’s a travesty, but it’s NYC), and a Manhattan, which I’ve only gotten into since my last birthday, costs $12 at the Pegu Club. Not that I deserve any of this things, but it would be nice gesture. If not, a simple "Happy Birthday" greeting and/or boobie shot will do. Thank you in advance for your consideration.
We will meet at Casey’s at 3rd & New York at 6:30pm. We will congregate there and any tour participants who do not have shirts will be able to buy them at Casey’s. Shirts are $15.
(Re: shirts – As some of you know, we stopped selling shirts over the internet to non-tour participants, for fear that we might run out before the tour. If we have shirts left over after the tour, we’ll put them back on sale here.)
At approximately 7:15pm, there will be a short installation ceremony, during which we will crown the Captain of the 9th Annual Tour, our dear friend Chucky, whose stellar drunken performance last year earned him this year’s captaincy (or, if your prefer, craptaincy).
Shortly thereafter, we will be on the move and the tour will be underway. God help us and be with us at that point.
As I wrote, I don’t expect any of you to attend, but it will surely be a good time. For those of you who can’t make it, I will be taking lots of pictures and reporting back on here. My personal theme song this year will be "Photograph" by Def Leppard, since I haven’t been able to get this song out of my head for about seven weeks now. I am going to rock the fuck out. I can’t make any promises, but I only hope at the end of the night I don’t crawl into bed with my buddy Kyle like I did last year. I can’t help it – I get very lonely and confused when I drink.
Finally, my birthday is in exactly one week (July 17). I will be 28. If you want to buy me a beer, please feel free to click on the "make a donation" button on the right. A pint of Guinness is $6, a bottle of Bud Light is $5 (it’s a travesty, but it’s NYC), and a Manhattan, which I’ve only gotten into since my last birthday, costs $12 at the Pegu Club. Not that I deserve any of this things, but it would be nice gesture. If not, a simple "Happy Birthday" greeting and/or boobie shot will do. Thank you in advance for your consideration.
