I am having just about the shittiest day ever, but this video has completely turned my day – and possibly my life – around.

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Man.  Sucks about those homosexuals dying around 39 or 42 years old.  Also, sucks about that 17% of condoms that fail.  I really gotta make sure I wear two of them from now on.  

(There is really so much, much more here, but I’m so overwhelmed I can’t even think right now.  God bless America – I bet this guy really like that "This is our country…" commercial.)

(I have to admit though, it’s a pretty fucking catchy tune.  There’s a 90% chance my friends and I will be singing this in a bar this weekend.)