Because it’s the end of the month, it’s time for another edition of Search Terms, something we invented here at jm.com way back in July 2004 (seriously, look it up). Remember, these are terms entered by random users of the internet that brought people to this site (i.e. John in Olathe, KS or Mary in Birmingham, UK enters “cleaning lady sex” into Google, sees that this site comes up, and clicks through to the site). All spelling and syntax are original and unedited.

- how to dispose of condoms secretly

- is putting things in your ass wrong?

- bit my penis off

- i want a woman to control me with her giants tits and giant bra [actually, I think I might have entered this one, since it's just about my dream]

- does david hasselhoff wear tighty whities

- women hou want to get fucked by amish boy

- girls ready to fuck in longview washington

- vengeful girlfriend gave me sloppy seconds

- anger at the tiki barber for marrying an asian

- kittens have bigger penis s than jason mulgrew [ok, now you're just trying to piss me off]

- jason mulgrew enjoys fucking homeless men for crackers [alright, alright - I get it, it's hilarious]

- spanish girl crying after her first anal went terribly wrong on a porn casting

- boys get arrested for pushing a hot dog cart down into the subway and go to jail and are abused movie with kevin bacon

- circle jerk buddies seattle

- view having oral sex while wearing ski mask [I would like to have a beer with this person and see where it goes]

- can t decide if what i am missing is lexapro or jesus.. but crying every time i get home is unacceptable.

- how are eggs benedict and blowjob alike [um, both leave me satisfied and feeling too salty?

- white stuff caked on to scrotum hair

- aunt visited us hug my mistake my penis dick get hard

- im engaged and i know he loves me with all his but he barley talks to me and is quite about everything with his feelings and we never have sex that much anymore and everytime i try to talk 2 him about anything i feel like im a bother to him and i love him so much.

Ah, the internet. Bringing all sorts of weird people to this website since 2004.