I went from wanting to jam-fuck this girl to kinda-getting-over-it-but-would-still-definitely-eff-her to wanting to do whatever’s in my power to destroy her career and possibly her home in the span of about six days. I mean, I’m sure she (and the hipster guy) in the awful fucking Hyundai commercials are lovely people. And I don’t fault them – it was probably a huge payday and no doubt an incredible amount of exposure. But if familiarity breeds contempt, seeing the same commercial (almost literally) during every, single commercial break during my weekend football watching breeds deep, relentless hatred that results in me taking the train into Williamsburg or Fort Greene and burning your goddamn little hipster loft to the ground.