I’ve learned that my book is on sale on Amazon for a limited time for just $5.60. Sure, the copy isn’t going to be in perfect condition, but the words are still as beautiful as ever – and it ain’t ever going to be cheaper than $5.60. I know all of you already own your own copy (right?), but it might be nice to have an extra few to place around the house to impress guests and neighbors.

(And I know I’ve mentioned this before, but anytime you’re bored at work and feel like helping a brother out, positive reviews are always welcome, if only so I can forward them to ex-girlfriends and to all the teachers that told me I’d never amount to nothing and to all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin’ in front of that called the police on me when I was just tryin’ to make some money to feed my daughters. It’s all good, baby-baby.)