Yesterday, I sent an email to a xx,xxx people. Didn’t get one? Bummed about it? Well, good news – you can get the next one by signing up here or by putting your email address in the box under “Sign up for the monthly email!” (even though the email is not monthly).

This is the best way to get info on book-related news, including signings and drink-ups in your area (yes, your area!), as well as some funny. I promise to not over-email you (I have to bother Site Guy Brendan each time I send one of these, because I don’t know how to do it, and he’s usually hungover and surly, so I’ve sent five in the past year), and I promise not to sell your email address (not that I have anything against this, but I just don’t know how to do it).

Also, I would consider your signing up a huge personal favor to me, because the size of one’s email list is about as important as the size of one’s bird. I can’t brag about the latter, so help me brag about the former.

Thank you. You are the best.