I’ve been asked, “Hey, shithead, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever inscribed in a book?”

This is probably #2.

(I’ll tell you #1 another time.)

[Editor’s Note: Photo courtesy of Kerstyne’s Facebook page. She tagged me in the photo, so I figure I can use it.]

[And while Joleen didn’t pay me directly to write that, she bought the book and asked me to write those words. So, there.]