You guys – all the porn is saved. Ben called me via FaceTime (“FaceTimed me?”) and walked me through it. I went from 4.19 GB free to 12.82 GB free and didn’t have to delete a single video of people fucking each other.

But I’ll tell you, technology’s something. I just had a video conference call on my cell phone from NYC with my buddy in Seattle who showed me how to move hours of porn to an external hard drive in about five minutes. When I was in college, as recently as 2001, my porn collection consisted of six VHS tapes (that I watched on, you know, a VCR) and I didn’t even own a cell phone, and knew maybe a half-dozen people who did.

God *damn* the USA is the greatest.