My sister recently got professional pictures taken of my nephew, Liam. This is one of them. As you may notice, in this picture, he is wearing Daisy Dukes.

Now, my sister denies that these are Daisy Dukes (do I capitalize this?), saying that it is a “jean diaper.” But the exposure of the thighs, the fringe cut, the close fit around the crotchal area – these are clearly Daisy Dukes.

Perhaps my sister is setting Liam on the path of his uncle, who has made an actual career out of embarrassing pictures of himself as a child. If so, good start, Liam. Good start, indeed.