I wish I was in London today instead of a month from now. I’m not being sarcastic here. I’m always up for a big party, so that’s a bonus. And more importantly, every single girl is watching her deepest-held fantasy – to become a princess in a fairy tale wedding – unfold. Do you know how randy and/or vulnerable they’ll be tonight after a few pints? Goodness gracious.

Godspeed, gentlemen of London.