Though a tried-and-true liberal, I feel like a goddamned card-carrying member of the Tea Party today because so many are playing the “What does it matter?” or “We shouldn’t celebrate death” cards. If you don’t understand why this matters, you are displaying your ignorance about a number of things (you know, like current events, culture, history – just small stuff). If you don’t think we should celebrate this death, then go back to your commune, hippie – I’m gonna go do some shots of whiskey in honor of our kick-ass troops, and then hand out about a million high-fives.

America. Fuck yeah.