My all-time favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger moment, and possibly my all-time favorite moment, period.

There are so many great parts to choose from in this video, but the carrot (or celery) fellatio around the 4:30 mark takes the cake for me. I promise you the whole thing is worth five minutes of your time.

I don’t know what’s more surprising: that this guy married a Kennedy and cheated on her by fucking the gross maid or that he was in charge of the world’s eighth largest economy for EIGHT YEARS.

God bless America, man.

(And I have no idea why this video doesn’t have 20,000,000+ views. Really.)