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		<title>just a reminder&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2012/02/09/just-a-reminder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[that I post quite a lot (not quite &#8220;like a mother fucker,&#8221; but not so far off) over at jasonmulgrew.tumblr.com. 

So there. 
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		<title>one more week of cheap ass books</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 16:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have less than a week to pick up my book for your e-reader for just 99¢! That&#8217;s less than $1! Also, it makes great hurricane reading, for those of you on the East Coast. 

- Kindle 

- Nook 

- Google eBookstore 

- iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch or iTunes 

And remember, you can get any of 19 other great Harper Perennial titles for 99¢ each, but the sale ends at the end of this month. 

Thanks in advance and be sure tell your e-reader havin&#8217; friends, please! 
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		<title>the only fantasy football post i will write all year</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2011/08/22/the-only-fantasy-football-post-i-will-write-all-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 16:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently had my first fantasy football draft of the season, an auction. 

I won’t get (too) into my feelings about fantasy football, but those who have read me know that it’s probably my least favorite fantasy sport, if only because it’s the most “lucky” of them all. This is due to the small sample size (only 16 games!), lack of (relatively) easy to figure out nerds (xFIP, LOB%, BABIP, etc), and, I might argue, strategy in team creation (e.g., in basketball, target PGs who steal, big men who block, ...]]></description>
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		<title>a summer hello, and updates on music, books and love</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2011/08/18/a-summer-hello-and-updates-on-music-books-and-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 19:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi everyone, 

I hope you are enjoying your summer! I personally hate summer – I prefer the long, cold, dark, lonely nights of winter, when it’s perfectly acceptable to sit inside a poorly-lit basement bar, drinking pint after pint of cheap draft beer, cursing yourself and the difference between the potential you once had and the person you have become – but hey, maybe that’s just me. 

Anyway, I wanted to drop and note to say hi and tell you about some shit I’ve got going on that you may ...]]></description>
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		<title>the greatest august sale ever</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2011/08/02/the-greatest-august-sale-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have an e-reader, I have good news: you can now get my book &#8211; or any of 19 other great Harper Perennial titles &#8211; for just 99¢ in August. 

99¢!!! For a whole book that took me months to write and has a bunch of funny pictures! And that people said good stuff about! Like: 

- Booklist (&#8220;[Mulgrew] clearly subscribes to the Sedaris school of memoir writing&#8221;);

- John Hodgman (&#8220;Few essayists are as bravely-and hilariously-self-revealing and self-abusing&#8221;); and

- Rob McElhenney, star, creator, and producer of IT&#8217;S ALWAYS SUNNY ...]]></description>
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		<title>duys shirts (sneak preview)</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2011/07/07/duys-shirts-sneak-preview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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<img src="http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/revDUYSback.jpg" alt="" title="revDUYSback" width="449" height="485" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1994" />

I think these sort of speak for themselves, no? 


(And yes, that is a perfectly curved turd with a mushroom cloud above it. It&#8217;s the crapture, baby.) 

Come join us for the 14th Annual &#8220;Drink Until You Shit!&#8221; tour on Saturday, August 13 in North Wildwood, NJ. As always, we&#8217;re starting at 4pm at Casey&#8217;s at 3rd and New York Avenues. Get there. 
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		<title>aging</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2011/07/06/aging/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eleven days before my 32nd birthday, and today I ordered a nose and ear hair trimmer. 
To be honest, I’m surprised it’s taken this long for me to need it. 
(Also seeing “32nd birthday” in print kinda scared the shit out of me. When my dad was 32, I was nine &#8211; and he had two other kids, aged five and two. However, I have two large TVs and have slept with a ginormous number of people, so it’s cool.) 
(And by “people” I mean girls/women and whatever the hell ...]]></description>
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		<title>crisp variety in the us</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2011/07/04/crisp-variety-in-the-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/?p=2007</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/july-4-300x224.png" alt="" title="july 4" width="300" height="224" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2008" />Some treats saved from my recent trip to the UK on the berfday of the USA. 
Go America! But seriously, we need to get more creative with our potato chips.
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		<title>music</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2011/07/01/music-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know that the goal was that every time I posted six songs over on Tumblr, I’d come back here and recap them all for your listening (and reading) pleasure. 

But, alas, it hasn’t work out that way. 

But the good news: now you’re getting a double dose of Six Songs with 12 (yes, 12!) tracks in total. This should help you kill a good chunk of the afternoon, I think. 

Six Songs (times two) 

“Loving You’s the Dumbest [Fucking] Thing I’ve Ever Done”  Reckless Kelly 

“Astral Weeks”  ...]]></description>
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		<title>ambition</title>
		<link>http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/main/2011/06/30/ambition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 15:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve always wanted to take a day off of work, go to a dive bar before noon, and sit there, getting bombed all day/evening/night until they had to cut me off. (Not because I was being a dick or anything, but just because, well, that’s enough.) Everyone uses vacation days for travel or family events or whatnot, but I want to use one to sit alone at a dive and get really fucking drunk. 

And of all the bars I’ve been to over all the years I’ve lived in NYC, ...]]></description>
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