A Life in Pictures

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This is a picture of my dad recently (well, about eight years ago). You can see him in all his glory: holding a pile of raw meat, tattoos blazing under the fluorescent light, and of course, Marlboro Reds in the chest pocket of the pocket-tee. For the sake of journalistic integrity, I am compelled to report that he is much fatter now. Sorry dad, but you are. It’s cool – I’m fat too, and look how far it’s gotten me!
