A Life in Pictures
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Whenever I see this picture, I want to call the Department of Social Services. That’s me, sitting in my walker, and that’s my mom and dad, sitting on a couch, and that’s a giant fucking dog, ready to eat my face off.
What the fuck is going on here? I know that the early ’80’s were a strange time for everyone, especially for a couple of new parents, but I think there are several axioms of parenting that have withstood the test of time, notably:
- Parenting Rule #145: Do not let a giant wolf near the face of your child.
Good lord. Maybe you guys should turn off the Steeley Dan, put down the doobies, and focus a little more on the baby about to be eaten. Just a thought. But then again I couldn’t pick my children out of a lineup, so who am I to judge?