A Life in Pictures
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Here’s a special one of me and my dad, as my dad gets his young son ready for that rite of passage that all boys must go through to become a man: his first night of gang warfare. I’m happy to say that my dad prepared me well, as only four hours after this picture was taken, I had stolen a car stereo and killed three Puerto Ricans. I may have killed a fourth, but I’m not sure – you know how bloodlust makes things fuzzy.