Here’s a note to all the dads out there: Just because you make your son get his picture taken with a football does not mean he’s going to be any good at football. Or maybe you should at least splurge for a real football, as opposed to the shitty Nerf knock-off that my family had me pose with here (seriously, if this football cost more than 99 cents, we got ripped off). This picture screams “future craigslist ‘casual encounters’ patron” way more than it does “future All-Pro.”